Picture this: you’re standing at the crossroads of life, contemplating your investment decisions. Consistency is the most overrated virtue… until you want to grow your wealth! Indeed, consistency plays a vital role not only in investing but also in all aspects of life. So, grab your chai and get ready for a laughter-filled journey of exploring why consistency and confident behaviour are the secret ingredients to achieving success in the world of investing.

The Weighty Tale of Laddoos and Cakes:

Let’s start with a relatable example that all of us can understand – weight loss. Imagine trying to shed those extra kilos while staring at a tempting plate of laddoos or a decadent cake. It’s a battle between willpower and the irresistible call of our taste buds. Consistency is the key here; if you consistently stay away from those sweet treats, you’ll eventually achieve your ideal weight. As they say, “No pain, no paneer tikka!” So, resist the laddoos, say no to the cake, and watch your weight smile at you.

The Colleague Who Makes Monthly Financial Acrobatics:

We all have that one colleague who performs financial acrobatics every month, juggling credit card bills higher than their monthly salary. They’re like the Houdini of personal finance, always managing to escape the grasp of responsibility. And when they inevitably run out of tricks, they turn to their unsuspecting colleagues for financial assistance. It’s like watching a never-ending circus act, with us playing the role of the supportive but bewildered audience. Remember, consistency in financial discipline is essential, or you might find yourself starring in your own financial comedy of errors

The Jack of All Trades, Master of None:

Ah, the classic tale of that one relative who dabbles in everything but never masters anything. They are the living embodiment of the saying, “Jack of all trades, master of none.” They try their hand at various fields, hopping from one passion to another, but never committing fully to one path. They may have all the enthusiasm and energy, but without consistency, their efforts often lead to half-baked results. Remember, if you spread yourself too thin like butter on toast, you’ll end up with nothing more than a crumbly mess.

King Charles and the Art of Obduracy:

In the realm of love and royalty, consistency can have profound consequences. Take the example of Britain’s newly crowned King Charles, whose consistent love for Camilla led him to bow down to his heart’s desire and end his marriage to the most beautiful woman in the world. Despite societal pressures and his mother’s disapproval, King Charles defied conventions and made Camilla his queen, not the queen consort. Sometimes, a little bit of obduracy is necessary if you want to achieve something extraordinary. Remember, it’s not every day you get to rewrite the rules of the monarchy with your love story!

Berkshire Hathaway and the Power of Old-Fashioned Intelligence:

Now let’s venture into the world of investing legends – Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger of Berkshire Hathaway. Their annual shareholder meetings, held since 1973, have become a yearly pilgrimage to listen to investment wisdom. People from far and wide seek those coveted meeting passes to listen to the witty banter of these two nonagenarians. As Buffett quipped, “For 58 years that we’ve been running Berkshire, New things coming along don’t take away the opportunities. What gives you opportunities is other people doing dumb things.” Charlie retorted, “If only they used their old-fashioned intelligence instead of relying on AI, it would make all the difference.” Warren Buffett, who has been doing the same things for over five decades, finds himself firmly placed among the top 10 richest people in the world. He may poke fun at Elon Musk for attempting the impossible and having a high failure rate, but Buffett knows that for him, sticking to what he understands well and extensive studies before taking investing action is the key to his success.

From Big B to Big Success: The Importance of Consistency:

Now, let’s bring it closer to home with our very own superstar, Amitabh Bachchan. At 80 years of age, he has been entertaining us for the last 54 years and still yearns for good work to come his way. His consistency in delivering memorable performances has made him a living legend in the Indian film industry. Despite his success, he continues to strive for more, proving that consistency is the key to achieving long-term success in any field. We will be seeing him back as a host in KBC15.

To sum it up, consistency is not just a mere concept; it’s a way of life. Inconsistency and irresoluteness will only leave you confused and wanting for more. Whether it’s health, wealth, or happiness, setting a pattern and sticking to it is necessary to achieve long-term success. And don’t forget, self-belief and confidence play a significant role in helping you build a large corpus, sometimes even more than your actual income.

So, my friends, let’s embrace consistency and confident behaviour in our investing journey. As you navigate the ups and downs of life and the market, remember the words of the great comedian Milton Berle, who said, “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door”. With consistent effort and a little bit of humour! And on that note, here’s a funny limerick to leave you with a smile:

In the realm of wealth creation, oh dear, 

Consistency is key, let’s make that clear! 

What you do every day, without fail, 

Can turn your bank account into a whale, 

So, stick to the plan and enjoy a life without fear!

 

Remember, my fellow investors, be consistent, be confident, and always approach your financial journey with a dash of humour. All work and no play will you dull and bored. Now, go out there and make those investment dreams come true!

Happy investing!